Snooki said I Would Die" If My Baby Bump Seemed Like Jessica Simpson's

As anticipated, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's first child would be the hottest Guido or Guidette in town.

"My child's gonna be naturally tan," the 24-yr-previous actuality star informed Us Weekly on the MTV Upfronts in NYC Thursday. "For those who take a look at me and Jionni [LaValle], we're very dark, so fortunately the newborn will be very dark."

Polizzi's Jersey Shore costar Paul "DJ Pauly D" DelVecchio joked that "she'll have to attend until her baby is 2 or three" before she introduces her little one to the second section of GTL.

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"Identical to Toddlers & Tiaras! They spray tan those babies," Jenni "JWoww" Farley, 25, added. "I saw them try this!"

Polizzi then assured Us, "I will not be spray tanning my baby."

She is going to, nonetheless, be dressing her child in typical Jersey fashions. "If it's a girl, animal print in all places and blinged out all the things," Polizzi said. "If it is a boy, I would gown him like Pauly."

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Polizzi added that she hasn't been carrying maternity garments yet. "I am so skinny that I can put on larges or additional larges. I only simply bumped as much as a medium," she revealed. "I am 5 months and you can't actually see anything. It's gonna pop up in like a week."

The pregnant star advised Us that she's afraid her child bump will turn into as giant as Jessica Simpson, who is due any day. "I would die if I were her dimension," Polizzi laughed.